May 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
My whole life revolves around eating..
I love when people say "that's not real music"
sodamnrelatable:
oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.
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precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
kanyewesticle:
me and my laptop are pretty much like this you feel me
methlabrador:
what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
catdiarrhea:
my mom walked in the house and threw a bag of tacos on me from taco bell and said ur welcome and faded into the distance
hugpug:
shout out to Amanda Bynes for never trying to have a singing career
urietarded:
my brother walked into my room with his friends and was like “and this is my sister in her natural habitat”
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found...
sodamnrelatable:
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